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Southern USA State Trooper

 
   
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One day a Jamaican couple was driving along a high way somewhere South in the USA when a State trooper stopped them.

Upon reaching the car, the Trooper said in his good southern drawl "Howdy ... speeding?"

The Jamaican woman exclaimed "A wah Im seh?"

The Jamaican man replied to her "Im seh we a drive too fass"

The trooper continued "I'm going to have to give you all a ticket"

The woman exclaimed again "A wah Im seh?"

Slightly irritated, the Jamaican man replied "Im seh wi a go get a traffic ticket"

The trooper, now recognising their Jamaican accents said to them "Y'all from Jamaica? I went to Jamaica once!"

The woman once again exclaimed "A wah Im seh?"

The Husband, nearly at his limit replied "Im seh Im go Jamaica already"

The trooper continued, "I met a Jamaican Girl there and we had sex. You know it was the worst piece of ass I ever had in my life"

The woman once again exclaimed "A wah Im seh?"

The Jamaican man, having all that he could bear exclaims, "IM SEH IM KNOW YU!!!!!"

 


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